http://www.debtcounselingcrusade.com/american-debt-counseling-program.html American debt counseling program- We laugh at the social unrest that has sprung up in France. Those pansy socialists don't know what a good American debt counseling program can do for them. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 The Crusade Against Socialist Pigs and Communist Scum With the passing of the great Ronald Reagan we have come to realize his dream of defeating communism. Although many of us who hate communist are card-carrying union men and women we choose to ignore the obvious contradiction. We buy into the capitalist dream lock, stock and barrel. Upon the backs of brave American men the communists and fascists pigs were defeated. Sure we accrue debt like it was oxygen but that is what those brave men and women died for- Our right to consume, to be white and to be ignorant. Maybe the Russians did lose millions in their westward assault against Hitler but that does not fit with our self-effacing myth of Truman winning the big one. Bring on the debt counseling and like W says about anyone "who hates our way of life" bring it on. American debt counseling is what our brave men fought for. In order to honor them the great Pres. Bush gave us all a tax break so that we could spend with what we though was impunity. Most of us received a lousy two-hundred bucks. That was gone before last call Friday night. Now W thinks that all of his tax cuts for his buddies is OK. Well I say that he is right because if I don't my hee-haw buddies will label me a pussy-liberal commi-pinko scum bag. I don't want that. So I'll just continue to spend money like there was no tomorrow and charge it like it was free. Gas prices are sky-high but if I use my 18% credit card I will get 1% cash back. Now maybe I had to quit high school to help out on the family farm and sometimes my sister looks damn good when I have a few beers with the boys, but that seems like a good deal to me. Beside if I get in trouble I'll just seek me some American debt counseling program. Yeehaw! Don't be a communist piece of crap. Do you duty and spend money like it was water. That's what W tells us to do. I don't want to make him angry because he is busy keeping us all safe from the enemy. We got to get them before they get us. I'm going to do my duty and keep the economy strong and spend money that I don't have and mortgage my kids future. American debt counseling programs are for Americans and if you don't like it you can get the hell out. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT